And let it be written that the following individuals shall occupy the various positions of The Bullsheet staff for the Fall 2016 semester!
Referred to by his friends as Aiden, but you’re not his friend so don’t call him that.
He only got on staff because he’s a Hilltopper and has been coasting along ever since.
Katie is well into her evil scheme to take over The Bullsheet and use it to promote a harmless-looking cupcake business which will be a front for her global iPhone case-smuggling operation to fund the army that will take over the world after shutting down the internet in 2047. You won’t get away with it, Katie! Not if the Blue-Haired Wonder (former senior editor, Lea) has anything to say about it!
Certified jenius. Loves to nibble on niblets and giggle at giblets.
The Bullsheet’s resident grumpy, old “conservative” who will inevitably find something you say disagreeable.
Nick was born in the rural town of Chicago, Illinois, back in the good ‘ol ’90s. He first noticed his passion for smiles and blonde hair when he was 3, around which time he first met Adam Weinberg. The two became the best of friends. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Nick has a passion for not sending in his biographies when they’re due and doing IT stuff on campus or something. No one knows.
Dan has spent a lot of time dancing around in the street with eight pairs of socks and some wooden shoes.